wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

  • me: mom, i need money
  • mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
  • millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

    snorlaxatives:

    it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

    blurredbynes:

    i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once

    xplosivediarrhea:

    imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

    5
    "If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
    I wish I learned this before  (via thelondonlights)
    "Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love."

    i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

    mishasminions:

    I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL