You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
gaining a new follower
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side