"The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider."
fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube  (via undinele)
  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
  • elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    darkbluetile:

    thebrownskingirl:

    You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

    I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

    genies:

    my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

    slenclerman:

    gaining a new follower

    image

    cknd:

    Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

    arcticmonkies:

    Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

    dislap:

    exitmusicforafilmm:

    crypticrose:

    c-aramelize:

    bur-gund-y:

    c-aramelize:

    living-afairytale:

    c-aramelize:

    so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

    i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

    actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

    I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

    looks like someone’s a HO

    NaBrO

    i’m done with all of you

    So I finally found the science side